Jungers Wins Woods Mistress Pageant

NEW YORK – A panel of five judges including radio show hosts Howard Stern and Robin Quivers have named Jamie Jungers as the top mistress among the women who golfer Tiger Woods allegedly carried on sexual “transgressions” with.

Four of the judges voted for Jungers, 27, as their choice to win the pageant featured as a special segment of the always-controversial “Howard Stern Show” on Sirius-XM satellite radio.

Jungers, who stands 5-feet 7-inches tall and weighs 105 pounds, told the panel of judges that she had spent 18 months as a mistress to Woods. she impressed the judges by wearing what she said was a Beach Bunny bikini that Stern compared to lingerie.

During the pageant, Jungers admitted to Stern and the judges panel that when she met Woods at the night club Light in Las Vegas, she had expected nothing more than a one-night stand.

Jungers also said that throughout their relationship, Woods never used contraception. she mentioned that Woods referred to her as his “little coffee cup” and “Jamie Juices.”

When Stern asked Jungers what she thought of Woods’ statement to the media in February, she said that rather than referring to his affairs as mistakes, “he should have apologized to us.”

Jungers said during the show that she was with Woods when he first learned that his father had been hospitalized.

The second contestant to appear in the pageant was Loredana Jolie, who said she met Woods through a pricy matchmaking company.

Jolie was introduced as the tenth woman to admit publicly to having an affair with Woods. she said that she was never in love with Woods and was not shocked by his infidelity.

A former Hawaiian Tropic pageant winner, Jolie also said she has carried on relationships with former NBA guard Michael Jordan, known to be one of Woods’ good friends, and actor Bruce Willis.

Wearing what Stern described as a bikini, Jolie said she and Woods had a sexual relationship after three dates. the two would often meet when woods was visiting new York. she said she had not been with him for approximately one year.

Unlike Jungers, Jolie said she insisted that Woods use contraception when the two had sexual encounters. she also claimed that Woods was the most well-endowed man that she ever had a sexual relationship with.

When Jolie was asked about Woods’ media statement, she said, “I don’t think he cared about the girls.”

The final woman who competed for the $75,000 grand prize was Jaimee Grubbs, who told Stern that she called Woods’ cell phone when she learned of his car crash in November 2009.

The Los Angeles cocktail waitress and aspiring model Grubbs told the pageant judges that Woods’ approach in meeting her was awkward and that the couple did not share a kiss until their third date.

Grubbs explained that her sexual relationship with Woods was not filled with perverted behavior and even lacked ‘dirty talk,’ but she did say he was possessive of her. she said that because he was married, she kept her distance at first, but that he pursued her romantically.

Woods’ nickname for Grubbs was “skinny fat,” because she said she maintained her thin physique even though she ate a lot of junk food.

Toward the end of her on-air interview with the judges, Grubbs said about Woods, “I taught him how to surrender.” she also said she told him at one time that she was “falling for him.”

Grubbs said on the “Howard Stern Show” that she will be writing a book about her time with Woods. she also appeared in the February 2010 issue of Maxim Magazine .

When it came time to make the decision, “Howard Stern Show” executive producer Gary ‘Baba Booey’ Dell’Abate, show contributor Fred Norris and guest judge Noel Biderman voted for Jungers to be crowned as the winner of the Tiger Woods Mistress pageant.

Biderman, the CEO of AshleyMadison.com, was allowed to be a guest judge because his company, which claims to discreetly arrange for married people to carry on extra-marital affairs, was the sponsor of the pageant.

Quivers voted for Grubbs, but with Stern’s confirming vote for Jungers, the blond beauty easily won the $75,000 grand prize.

In defense of his choice, Norris said, “Jamie Jungers is the true mistress.”

An emotional Jungers said, “I’m so excited, thank you.” she was also given a 3.5 carat diamond ring, courtesy of Steven Singer Jewelers.

Grubbs was awarded $15,000 as a runner-up and Jolie was given $5,000 and a 50-inch screen television as consolation prizes. the television was provided by Beezid.com.

Jungers Wins Woods Mistress Pageant

Disgraced American sprinter Marion Jones works out with Pro basketball team

Track and field superstar Marion Jones’ bid to get her athletic career back on track brought her to Tulsa on Saturday for a high-intensity workout with Shock coach Nolan Richardson.

Jones was stripped of five medals she won in the 2000 Summer Olympics after she admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs prior to the Summer Games.

“I started to think about wanting to get back into the world of sport last year,” Jones said after a high-intensity workout with Ashley Golston, Chelsea Ledbetter and Verressa Gaston and in front of Richardson and Shock assistants Wayne Stehlik and Tammy Bagby.

“I have an enormous passion for the game of basketball and I felt like I still had something to contribute to the world of sports….Read More

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Disgraced American sprinter Marion Jones works out with Pro basketball team

Which team will take it all in the 09 NFL playoffs this year?

The Picture isn’t exactly set but we know this, that the Giants Cardinals and Panthers are all in for sure in the NFC, and the Titans and Steelers are both pretty much in for the AFC.

Im not going to go through with adding the playoff picture everyone just needs to sort it out by putting who they think will earn a playoff spot with all the complicated implications and all that bs
so ok I’ll start

NFC WILD CARD
Tampa Bay @ Chicago
winner Tampa Bay

Atlanta @ Arizona
I think Zona is gonna get rocked in this game
Atlanta winners

divisonal
Atlanta @Carolina
winner Carolina Panthers are unbeaten at home and I think it will stay that way

Tampa @ new York
winner Giants, the Giants are just too powerful for Tampa Bay

Carolina @ new York
winner: Carolina, I think the Panthers come back in the post season to beat the Giants the first time these two teams played the Panthers didn’t have their big run stopper in the middle Maake Kemoeatu and was thin at Defensive Tackle so I think the Panthers stop the run make eli pass and Eli turns the ball over a few times Panthers win big

AFC wild card
Ravens @ Dolphins
winner Ravens

Colts @ Denver
winner Colts

AFC divisional round
Baltimore @ Tennessee
winner Titans

Indianapolis @ Pittsburgh
winner Pittsburgh

Championship round
NFC
Carolina @ Gaints= Panthers
AFC
Pittsburgh @ Titans = Pittsburgh

Superbowl
Steelers 28
Panthers 33

Which team will take it all in the 09 NFL playoffs this year?

Who else thinks Corey Feldman and River Phoenix were total babes when they were younger?

I just saw Stand By me, and I am now IN LOVE with Corey Feldman and River Phoenix. Who else thinks they were sooo cute in that movie ? Haha (;

Who else thinks Corey Feldman and River Phoenix were total babes when they were younger?

Is Tiger Woods such golfer that he shoots any hole off the golf course also?

Tiger goes after any hole off the course- a few are cougars in lates 30 to 40s (Emma Rotherham, Cori Rist), few more are mothers (Cori Rist, Josyln James), few more are ugly (Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton) http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/12/the-women-of-tiger-woods-full-list–pictures/

Is Tiger Woods such golfer that he shoots any hole off the golf course also?

Coreyography: The Films of Corey Haim and Corey Feldman

Corey Haim and Corey Feldman. The Coreys. The Haimster and Feldog. once, they were kings of Teen Beat magazine, their folded tear-out posters adorning the walls of adoring female fans. Their chemistry both on and off the screen was legendary. They appeared together in The Lost Boys, License to Drive and Dream a Little Dream, to name just a few. They could not be stopped… at least before the calendar hit 1990.

It kind of went downhill from there. The Coreys began to fade, only appearing in direct-to-DVD nonsense like National Lampoon’s last Resort and even Dream a Little Dream 2. Reports of drug and alcohol abuse and off-camera fighting went wild. Soon, they were little more than a distant memory of a time long gone.

But, lo and behold, The Coreys have made something of a comeback! mr. Haim and mr. Feldman are currently starring in the second season of their reality series on A&E, the appropriately-titled The two Coreys, and the long-awaited Lost Boys sequel, Lost Boys: The Tribe, will be released on DVD on July 29, 2008.

Join us as we celebrate The Coreys’ re-found success with a look at their best cinematic collaborations. and no, this list does not include Dickie Roberts: former Child Star, though we may mention it every now and then.

Coreyography: The Films of Corey Haim and Corey Feldman

Richard Jones Jr., 84

CENTER CONWAY, N.H. – Richard “Dick” H. Jones Jr., 84, formerly of Freedom, N.H., Fairplay, Colo., Ridgewood and Brielle, died on Feb. 24.

He was born on Sept. 14, 1925 in Columbus, Ohio to Richard and Marion Jones. He was a veteran of World War II, serving in the U.S. Navy as an ensign on the U.S.S. Montpelier. He graduated from Kent School in Kent, Conn. and received his bachelor’s degree in civil engineering from Cornell University where he was president of his fraternity, Sigma Alpha Epsilon. He was married to Doris (Davy) Davidson who died in July 1989. In 1991, he married Mary Wincote and they lived in Fairplay, Colo. prior to moving to New Hampshire. He was employed as a sales engineer for H.H. Robertson Company in Pittsburgh. He became vice president of Chris Andersen Erecting Company in Perth Amboy. He then became owner and vice president of Bobby Knapp Ski Shop in Ridgewood. He was an honorary life-time member of Manasquan River Yacht Club in Brielle and served as rear commodore. He won the Tennis Men’s Singles Championship of MRYC in 1958, enjoyed tennis at Keystone Resort in Colorado and Cranmore Fitness Center in New Hampshire. He was an active tennis player all of his life. He sang with the Society for the Preservation and Encouragement of Barbershop Singing in America in the Ridgewood chapter and then in the Sound of the Rockies, Denver, Colo. chapter. He served as president of the Ridgewood Chapter for two years. He had a home workshop and enjoyed woodworking, making furniture and home improvements. He was an avid square dancer in the timberline Toppers of Frisco, Colo. and more recently, in the Mount Washington Valley Stompers in Conway, N.H.

He is survived by his wife, Mary of Center Conway, N.H.; his children, Susan Gardner and husband Jack of Mahwah, Barbara Vaughan and husband Howard of Parker, Colo., Carol Parks and husband Brent of Englewood, Colo., and Richard H. Jones III and wife Lynn of Brielle; her 10 grandchildren; her three great-grandchildren; her sister, Diana Jones of Morris, Conn.; and several nieces and nephews.

Funeral services were held at Furber and White Funeral Home in North Conway, N.H. and Neary-Quinn Funeral Home in Manasquan.

Memorial contributions may be made to the Alzheimer’s Association, 10 Ferry St., Suite 427 B, Concord, NH 03301.

Richard Jones Jr., 84

Arsenal routs Porto 5-0 to advance in Champions League

Arsenal overturned a 2-1 deficit from the first leg last month to advance 6-2 on aggregate. Porto has now lost its last seven matches in London and this was the Portuguese side’s heaviest Champions League defeat.

Bendtner scored his first in the 10th minute after Samir Nasri split the defense with a through ball to Andrei Arshavin. Porto defender Jorge Fucile’s last-ditch tackle provoked a collision with Arshavin and goalkeeper Helton, and the ball fell to Bendtner who slid in to poke it into an empty net.

The Denmark international scored again in the 25th when Fucile gave the ball away on the left to Arshavin when trying to clear. Fucile came in with a tackle, but Arshavin beat him and two other defenders into the area. the Russia international crossed to Bendtner who tapped in from close range.

Bendtner completed his hat trick in the dying moments of the match after Emmanuel Eboue was bundled over in the area by Fucile and the referee awarded a penalty. Bendtner stepped up and blasted it past Helton.

Bendtner became a talking point after he missed numerous glaring chances in front of goal Saturday in a 3-1 victory over Burnley in the Premier League. Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger said before the match he hoped Bendtner was saving his goals for the Porto match.

Nasri and Eboue scored within three minutes of each other in the second half Tuesday night. Nasri weaved through three Porto defenders into the right side box and brought the ball toward the byline before banging it in off the far post into the net in the 63rd. Eboue scored on a counterattack after Arshavin won an aerial duel and drew three defenders before passing off to the Ivory Coast international, who slotted home.

Apart from an early attack by Porto when veteran Arsenal defender Sol Campbell had to make a diving headed clearance in the first minute and a few corners, the visitors rarely threatened in the first half.

Campbell, who scored Arsenal’s goal in Portugal on Feb. 17, recovered from a groin problem to start. he replaced central defender William Gallas, who has been sidelined for about a month with a calf injury.

Arsenal applied pressure throughout the first half and could have scored a couple more. the Gunners stuttered defensively in the second half and Porto nearly scored in the 61st minute, but Rolando’s effort was cleared off the line by Nasri.

Porto manager Jesualdo Ferreira called the match a “fast movie.”

“Arsenal put us under pressure and scored an early goal,” Ferreira said. “In the second half, it was exactly the same. they controlled the match. … I don’t think we used the moments we got. Arsenal did. they were lucky with that.”

He said he believes Arsenal can go on to win the tournament.

“Arsenal is a team that scored the most goals in the first phase of the competition,” Ferreira said. “It’s a team with great players.”

Arsenal had to cope without injured captain Cesc Fabregas, who was ruled out after limping out of match against Burnley on Saturday with a recurrence of a hamstring injury. the Spain midfielder has scored and set up more goals than any other Arsenal player this season, so his absence was a concern going into the match.

Arsenal routs Porto 5-0 to advance in Champions League

Sandra Bullock Wants To Weld Oscar To Her Car

10/03/2010

Sandra Bullock wants to weld her Oscar to the front of her car.

The actress was named best actress at the Academy Awards on Sunday, for her portrayal of Leigh Anne Tuohy in The Blind side. She is still amazed she won, and is keen to ensure as many people as possible see the prestigious gold statue.

“I’m going to have my husband Jesse weld it to the hood of the car. It will be there to remind me as I do the school and grocery runs.” she laughed. “I’ll take my award food shopping. more people will see it.”

The 45-year-old added she is looking forward to her life getting back to normal. She has been a regular on the red carpet in recent weeks, and wants to spend time at home with her husband Jesse James. Mostly, Sandra can’t wait to not have to wear make-up all the time, and to start gorging on fatty foods.

“There’s a sense of relief. Now I can look back and think, ‘Wow, this is a little piece of history,’ ” she told British newspaper The Daily Star. “It’ll sink in weeks from now and it’ll dawn on me. then I’ll just drop to my knees and start crying in the middle of the street.”

Jesse attended the awards ceremony with his wife, and is fiercely proud of her. He appeared teary-eyed when she gave her acceptance speech, and has said he was thrilled to be able to support her.

“It’s awesome. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to support my wife and her work. She does it all the time for me. She goes to Mexico, to the desert, to the hospital – a lot – to support me and my work. The least I can do is put on a suit and support her,” Jesse, who is a motorcycle mechanic and completes dangerous stunts for a TV show, told People magazine.

“She’s beautiful. She’s amazing. She takes my breath away. sometimes I look at her and I do, I just lose my breath. I’m so proud of her. nobody deserves this more and works harder. She’s old-school Hollywood – just gracious and a star who’s so much better than you expect them to be.”

Sandra Bullock Wants to Weld Oscar to her Car

Flat Rock Elementary School announces honor roll

Principal’s Academic Excellence

Iris Gaines and Thad McDonald.

Principal’s “A” Honor Roll

First grade: Andrew Woolery, Janeen Cole, Skye Young Savannah Evans, Dylan Gibson, Marcus Ramirez, Donnie Cline and Steven Ervin.

Second Grade: Jerah Sears, Alex Donald, Jessi Brock and Gracie Driver.

Third Grade: Kaitlyn Human, Brooklyn Belton-Boseman, Kaetlyn Ramey, Camden Cox, Trinity McClain and Kaitlyn White.

Fourth Grade: Cheyenne Onion, Jordan Brown, Mason Holder, Graden Patterson and Natha Porter.

Fifth Grade: Michael Gillespie and Steven James.

“AB” Honor Roll

First Grade: Jalaysia Bryant, Justin Cole-Kelly, Belle Goldsmith, Michael Stone, Ethan Suttles, Jatius Geer, Alan Kelly, Jervion Mackey, Daniel Panko, Christopher Sizemore, Blake Cromer, Reese Driver, Hayden Grubbs, James Michael Hobbs, Tyler Holmes, Sebastian McConnell, Madison Swilling, Maleia Tribble, Nathan Callaham, Sabrina Byrum, Ashton Gray, Junior Mercado, Randall Nichols, Kevin Norman, Joseph Sexton, Addison Smith, Jayden Wing and Chloe Browning.

Second Grade: Magen Broughton, Melina Human, Gabby Loftis, Austin Norris, Ryan Klimkowski, Haley Kirby, Allen Jordan, Cameron Grubbs, Brittany Govin, Rebecca Chinsolo, Jeremiah Berry, Dorian Almond, Tyler Erwin, Tamela Jernigan, Gabby Schrimp and McKenzie Rumsey.

Third Grade: Casey Collins, Avery Crawford, Ashlyn Jordan, Chris Mills, Cameron Richardson, Caleb Willis, Thomas Browning, Avery Crocker, Cheyenne Cromer, Ryan Cross, Ramona Everette, David Fuller-Cole, Nyhia Geer, Meghan Shuffler, Kaitlyn Trick, Zion Williams, River Anderson, Kaity Charping, Kaitlyn Kelly, Austin Wilson, Sheridan Wingerter, Shane Strickland, Seth Taylor, Joseph Ballard and Cody Craft.

Fourth Grade: Dominick Bernstein, AJ Berry, Joshua Childs, Dalton Gibson, Harley Vongsouvanh, Adam Bryant, Hunter Fortner, Mikhail Hanvey, Brandon Hoskins, Mylisha Johnson, Amee Pinson, Tyran Rucker, Kolby Tippett, Rebeka Kavanaugh, MacKenzie Medlin, Kennedy Ballard, Stephanie Bryant, Quentin Cox, Jerry Hendricks and Marissa Sheridan.

Fifth Grade: Christian Cromer, Nelson Cromer, Rosslyn Dowis, Cheyanne Harden, Kinsley Norris, Damon Patterson, Kayla Pepper, Thomas Roberts, Nathan Talley, Sariah Anderson, Sumer Glenn, Meredith McCullough, Camille Purdue, Cameron Richey, Elizabeth Allen, Kyle Dawkins, Drew Herron, Faith Therrell, Sam Trotter and Alissa Vaughn.

“ABC” Honor Roll

First Grade: Christian Sizemore, Kierra Martin, Nathan Murphy, Daniel Wickham, A’nyia Beaty, Casey McIlvain, Tionee Tinch, Matthew Short, Christina Miles, Tyler Maroney, Melanie McIntyre, Chris Nantz, Nyayanna Groves-Dingle, Breanna Harrison and Billy Brooks.

Second Grade: Madison Cross, Daniel Graham, Joshua Hardy, Elizabeth Phillips, Hannah Williams, Caleb Human, Noah Hoskins, Logan Baker, Jarod Burdette, Connor Cleveland, Olivia Fowler, JD Worley, Andrew Crawford, Haley Pepper, Jordan Hoffstetter

Third Grade: Anna Autry, Brandi Gilliland, Alex Davis, Madison Shuffler, Keri Tucker, Daesjha Valentine, Jazmyne Washington, Emily Whitfield, Jacob Willis and Taylor Witcher.

Fourth Grade: Candice Broughton, Dakota Bryant, Hannah Callaham, Shyenne Bryant, Sakira Howard, Jamie Magyari, Deanna Solis-Ponce, Lauren Taylor, Bryson Wood, Laquisha, Bowman, Dustin Collier, Riley Erwin, Channa Floyd, Summer Hill, Jaime Solis-Ponce, Jesse Burdette, CJ Fuller, Hunter Human, Morgan Trick and Allyn Whitman.

Fifth Grade: Alyssa Hoskins, David Porter, Dylan Sneed, Danielle Strickland, Cierra Wood, Semaj Anderson, Brooklyn Baker, Noah Boseman, Justin Cade, Raina Davis, Paige Driver, Asa Goldsmith, Jess Jefferson, Austin Sissney, Kylee White, Trinity Wingerter, Amber Armes, Jimmy Black, Kerri Bridges, Leighann Burke, Ashley Everette, Kamiyah Martin, Brittany Medlin, Nicholas Surface and Amber Williams.

Flat Rock Elementary School announces honor roll